pootie hammer

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 3, 2019

Pooty tang

One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.

My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox

by worldwidenationalrawdogchamp February 5, 2020

Pootis

The heavy's way of calling for a dispenser in the game Team Fortress 2.

'Pootis Spenser here' - Heavy

by Sal ad. February 8, 2020

Pooty tang

Pooty Tang, is basically a slang term meaning ''Pretty Thing''. It is often used as a sexual term or to just make fun of a conceited person.
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person 1 - SA DA TAY! POOTY TANG!

by A̶N̶T̶I̶.̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶ March 1, 2020

Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy

I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo

by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020

Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life

Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”

by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020