stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 04, 2019

Pootie Cuck

A modern American Conservative that now Cucks for Daddy Putin. Usually, whose real daddy or grandaddy fought in WWII to set up NATO. But now sides against NATO and/or Ukraine and sides with Russia.

This Pootie Cuck thinks Trump is sincere about peace with Ukraine and Russia.

by CatchingRays February 28, 2025

pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 16, 2014

Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina

“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”

by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 09, 2022

Pooty butt

When you don’t open your cheeks in the shower to let the water clean them

Ew Terrance has a pooty butt that’s nasty

by Landon <3 January 26, 2022

POOTY butt

A toot that’s a poop but it’s in your butt

Hey I got a pooty butt
Me too

by POOTY butt February 21, 2022