A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.
I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!
by KimberDubs March 28, 2009
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the worst person you can find in a bathroom they don't poop often but when they do it is the worst shit you have ever smelt in your life. unlike the class A pooper they don't poop very often but they do poop very slowly and unless they put on perfume or something they will smell a little like shit the rest of the day. unlike the class A poopers they do not smell to bad on a regular day and there usually the quite type however they have bad habits that they have trouble breaking ex. picking nose, nail biteing fingernails and toenails, on the days they do poop they will always blame the smell on something else if anyone asks
I walked into the bathroom and i swear it was the worst crap ive ever smelled i swear it was a class S pooper in there
by shamefulwizard March 7, 2022
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I walked into the bathroom and found a girl covered in her own fecal matter. She was clearly a party pooper.
by Polly Pinecrest January 14, 2008
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Get the party pooper mug.A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
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