Poole (Dorset)

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

by JamieTranspotter October 27, 2023

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mr pooey

someone who is a bit of a downer and has trouble controlling their anger issues. They are usually short to medium height.

Todd: That guys being really rude and he seems very upset. Maybe because of his shortness.

Mary: yea hes a real mr pooey

by Hannah<33 December 21, 2010

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russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 19, 2017

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Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

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Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

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