ponce de leon

when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.

Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know

by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008

Ponca

Definitely not an insult. The Ponca are a native american tribe from Oklahoma and later forced into Nebraska.

What tribe are you from? I'm Ponca

by LAXBROT July 8, 2018

Velveteen Poncho

Teabagging a person who has removed a full set of dentures. Analogous to a Velveteen Rub.

Picking up chicks at a nursing home is the surest way to find yourself getting a Velveteen Poncho.

by overmonk September 10, 2011

ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

by MC Skillet August 23, 2006

ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.

Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.

by HerbertAndGladys November 10, 2008

Ponce

To beat someone up, or attack them.

Dont mess with me, or else ill ponce you.

by Gregory Free August 1, 2012

Ponch

While having sex, you get a poncho and suffacate and kill your partner. (can be mixed with fencing!!!)

I am going to ponch you after school biatch!!!

by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004