plumber's rack

The anterior equivalent of plumber's crack, commonly focusing on the chestacle area. Gender-neutral

"Damn did you see that plumber's rack? They are packing some mommy milkers!"

by PDF File Joe November 24, 2021

plumber

Any member of any team in the National Basketball Association who is lacking the requisite athleticism one might usually expect from a hoopster who is earning a salary that could feed a third-world nation. The term is derived from the NBA's "plumber's era" (1988-1995) when expansion teams diluted the talent pool in such a manner that fans would complain that perhaps these ballers were not pulled from blueblood college programs or elite overseas leagues, but rather the owners were attempting to pass-off (no pun intended) members of a blue-collar profession such as plumbing as actual star performers.

You can't blame LeBron James for not winning more rings than Michael Jordan, he always had to carry a team full of plumbers!

by Simon Trinculo June 14, 2023

red plumber

The guy from nintendo

Broken heart- I mean toilet get the red plumber

by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023

red plumber

The guy from fortnite- I MEAN the guy from nintendo

Broken heart- I mean broken toilet call the red plumber

by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

Plumber's Lunch

Whatever comes out of the drain.

"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."

by buddyfriendguy October 27, 2023

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023