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Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.
"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!
by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025
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red plumber

The guy from fortnite- I MEAN the guy from nintendo
Broken heart- I mean broken toilet call the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021
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Plumber's Kacken

OUCH, that dude has some nasty Plumber's Kacken going on.
by sh-yawn April 16, 2010
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Plumber

A derogatory term used to describe a white basketball player. The term Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball ability. The term was once invented to describe an era in the 50s where a basketball players minimum salary required them to work a second job to make ends meet. However the term plumber has since evolved/devolved to describe a white player in any era, including the modern NBA.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022
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Plumber’s Chest

A term used to describe the visual of a women wearing a low cut top revealing an unusually long cleavage area creating the illusion of a plumbers butt crack.
Oh, hell nah dog. Check it out. Felicia has a plumber’s chest.
by The Pizza Ghost September 7, 2018
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Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018
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