bum perfume

bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).

it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell

person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME

by cock&bollax76 March 1, 2021

“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”

A sarcastic response to someone when you think they have told you something retarded or inaccurate but you don’t want to spook them into quitting.

“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”... I appreciate your work product but please do it again.

by GTPC November 23, 2011

Angus thongs and perfect snogging

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th

"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"

by Gerty3 December 6, 2016

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

Pretty Whore Perfume

That wonderful fragrance on your clothing the morning after you had an amazing couch dance with a hot stripper the night before. It's a combination of cigarette smoke, cheap perfume and booze. Sometimes it is accompanied by a layer of stripper dust as an added bonus.

Jim said to Robert, "bro, you smell of Pretty Whore Perfume. You may want to change clothes before you go home tonight"! And that stripper dust is a dead bang giveaway! Did you pack a bro bag with a change of clothes?

by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019

Your mom's perfume

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

B.S. Perfect

Boy Scout perfect. One who can go into the woods with a toothpick and a knife and make the next Mall of America.

Person 1 - "Wow! Thomas made a perfect fort!"
Person 2 - "I know, he's definately B.S. Perfect."

by Dictionary_Master October 9, 2008