A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
by dan majerle's pubes July 23, 2007
When one goes to a club , and precedes to shit himself , then follows to grind up on everyone on the dance floor until the entire club wreaks of shit.
by Arathor February 24, 2008
The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.
Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
by fuckkko January 14, 2011
A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
by Cuckmeat9000 August 10, 2021
by shine bucket January 29, 2014
That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.
by G M0NEY January 17, 2022