pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

by dan majerle's pubes January 1, 2009

Pennsylvania Bread Pudding

When one goes to a club , and precedes to shit himself , then follows to grind up on everyone on the dance floor until the entire club wreaks of shit.

"Hey Bill how about we go give the club some Pennsylvania Bread Pudding"

by Arathor February 23, 2008

Pennsylvania gas station

The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.

Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.

by fuckkko January 15, 2011

Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket

A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.

Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Pennsylvania piss missile

When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.

Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.

by Cuckmeat9000 August 9, 2021

Pennsylvania white fish

Used condom found while fishing.

Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.

by shine bucket January 28, 2014

Pennsylvania Corn Cob

Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.

No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.

by Bryoo August 1, 2021