Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc

She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.

by aljuhara June 9, 2007

Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.

Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.

by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009

in name only

nominally, formally; not actual, only by terminology

The President is the head of the country in name only. Congress makes the law.

by milan stejskal October 11, 2007

Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀

a term used by 8 year olds with an attention span of 0.1 seconds.

It's their only insult to use. They also use this as a comment for a video that is meaningful and/or sad.

Commenter: "Hey *Insert youtuber*, remember me? We were friends for a long time. I yesterday found out i had cancer and i'm gonna miss you. My family is working hard to fund my Make-A-Wish. If i die i'm sorry for letting you down."

Random 8 year old: "Sigma Andrew Tate Patrick Bateman Only in Ohio 😂😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶💀💀💀"

These people do not care about others and they think they're sigmas.

by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023

if and only if

A term used by mathematicians and logicians to indicate that something happens under very specific conditions. Often seen in proofs and theories.

1) The sum a geometric sequence is given by a/(1-r) if and only if |r| < 1.

2) In a bar:
dumped guy: "My girlfriend left me because I told her I loved her!"
other guy: "What a bitch!"
dumped guy: "No, it's all my fault, she's a mathematician, and I should have said 'I love you and only you'".

by berkanator September 6, 2005

what the fuck it's only a buck

A phrase once again coined by the up most respected and very easily miss confused Steven Burkemper. Related to early nine teen nineties Grateful Dead concert parking lots, young Burkemper selling commodities such as Shasta cola and grilled cheese sandwiches. Burkemper loudly announces his product costing a mere US Dollar, affordable to the average patron of the scene, as a tasty beverage or snack to quench the thirst or hunger of the purchaser. "What the Fuck Its Only a Buck", became an instant staple for vendors around the country on the grateful dead parking lot circuit, and went on to acquire such acceptances from other parking lots in the later years such as; Phish, Widespread Panic, String Cheese etc...

"Cola's, Grilled Cheese, What the Fuck it's only a buck!!!"

by steve-i rastafari September 4, 2005

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

A statement said in reference to a female that was previously hot but currently is not, possibly due to intoxication or simply by letting herself go.

Your friend introduces you to a girl at the club and says, "Yo bro, this is Stacy, the chick from high school." After politely saying "hello," you turn to your homeboy and say, "There is no Dana, only Zuul."

by SteveSax November 6, 2010