I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.
The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
by william_wolff_md November 29, 2019
Get the wet Gregorymug. A perfect man, who graduated Yardale (a mixture of Yale and Harvard) by the age of eight, who has beautiful long, blonde, curly hair which is more often than not kept in a ponytail. This man tends to love orange, and trying to kill other men typically of the name, 'Stanley Marsh' or 'Stan Marsh' for short. He's also usually a demon with tentacle arms, who died to Stanley Marsh throwing a banana peel his way at the grand canyon.
by Gregory Wolfgang Bellarose III April 24, 2024
Get the Gregory Wolfgang Bellarose IIImug. He/she was gregorious, and never looked at a calendar alone. He/she had to have an opponent outnumbered to stand on his/her own feet (usually by standing on someone else's).
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Gregoriousmug. Absolute sex gods. All men named Gregory are the hottest individuals alive at any give moment. They are kind and caring and loved by all around them. They are usually THICC as well
by Markwongshortdick February 21, 2022
Get the Gregorymug. 
Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021
Get the Joseph Gregorymug. by littlehuman69 April 14, 2022
Get the Saint Gregory the Greatmug.