old boiler

A tarty woman past her prime.

Pat butcher from eastenders,

by Mugwump April 19, 2006

Old Gold

Olde English 800 brand malt liquor.

Pass the Old Gold, trash the ale,
cash your food stamps, get the WIC out the mail.

-Big Daddy Kane, 'On The Bugged Tip'

by James Rodesiler March 12, 2006

old man strength

The uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling.

Man 1: "My dad beat me in arm wrestling again..."
Man 2: "Of course, he has old man strength."

by UIC123 May 9, 2011

old geezer

An elderly person that is usaually very old.

Oh my, that man and women are old geezer's.

by Sica22 November 3, 2005

old soviet tanks

What Homer Simpson's car is made of.

Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"

Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."

by My name July 13, 2006

Old Guy Convention

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.

You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.

by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009

old driver

1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.

A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.

by guo1 November 30, 2017