objectaphile

a person or persons who are sexually attracted to objects. As well as a person or persons who would like to have sexual relations with an object or objects

dude 1 - do u wanna make out with ur mic or smth back up dude
dude 2 - actually bro i kinda do, it’s cute

dude 1 - ur an objectaphile????? dude i hate objectaphiles

by Sky the smartie October 31, 2022

objection.lol

A website which allows you to talk as Ace Attorney characters

"Yo dude, have you used Objection.Lol before?"

by another stupid idiot on UD November 2, 2023

anal sex involving objects

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Kevin's mom : Hey Kevin what did you do last night
Kevin : I did anal sex involving objects.
Kevin's mom : ...

by ALEXDESHNUT May 20, 2016

objectivity

The process of not being stupid, and therefore an attempt at being smart.

The modern world is characterized by a percentage of objectivity. The dark ages is characterized by a overwhelming percentage of faith. The post-modern world is characterized by overwhelming nihilism.

by bob November 2, 2003

objectively broken

Fails to meet objectively reasonable expectations, often by design or while succeeding in meeting design goals.

My DVD player is designed not to play DVDs from Japan. It is objectively broken.

by gnominous January 20, 2006

Foriegn Objects

A band that would later evolve into CKY. Some songs credited to CKY, like Testing, Genesis 12a, and Planetary, are actually F.O. songs.

From these dreams I become immortal.- Lyric from Far Cry Behind

by Yo Momma December 29, 2004

Objectionalized

When someone objectifies you or treats you like an object and not a person

"I don't appreciate being objectionalized "

by Kper29 February 10, 2019