chuck norris

A man who strikes fear into the people who strike fear themselves.

When the boogie man goes to sleep... he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

by RichardV April 15, 2006

Chuck Norris

An Round-House Kicking Hero.

When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.

by kidwhoisverycool September 10, 2006

chuck norris

when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

by da trick biatch March 16, 2006

Chuck Norris

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...

Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons

by Omega Battle Creator April 13, 2006

Chuck Norris

1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down

by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009

Chuck Norris

Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.

Chuck Norris

by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010

chuck norris

Chuck norris can only be defined by two words: chuck norris.

chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

by Xiophillio April 14, 2009