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White Guy, of the Normal Variety.

A Caucasian male that belives he's living in the fifties. Plays sports averagely, gets decent girls, gets decent marks, likes classic rock music, Christian, is mildly proud to be Caucasian, but not racist, as it takes too much energy and is morally wrong. Is usualy found today in small suburbs or small Canadian towns. Can usualy be found beating up emo fags, laughing at super nerds, staring at chicks they can't get, because they're not of African decent, being slightly suspicious of homosexuals, playing sports, or ripping on white guys who think they're rappers/black.
Guy 1: "Yo,dowg! Wazzup, bitches?!"
"White Guy, of the Normal Variety.": "Good Lord! You ,sir, can't rap. You call us racist, while you're the one trying to act like an African American, giving them ,and us ,a bad name."
(turning to other guys)
Guy 2: "Come on, guys. Let's leave this loser alone and play football!"
by The Man's Buddy. April 13, 2010
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normalicy

the act of being normal
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by greg November 22, 2003
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Normal

To be Normal is the Ideal aim of the Unsuccessful
I am sooo normal
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normal

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.
Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.
by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007
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normally challenged

noun


not weird,not strange,not eccentric. Normally Challenged.
by Samantha May 24, 2004
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noralot

Shortened from "not a lot".
Tom: hey Jack
Jack: hello
Tom: i ain't seen you in weeks, what you been up to?
Jack: noralot to be honest mate.
by Danny Knowles March 27, 2008
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normalstitious

Someone who considers believing in folklore, old wives tales, or good luck but doesn't take them serious enough to put them into everyday practice.
John has been told to stay away from the Bermuda Triangle because it is believed to have mysterious disappearances. Though he enjoys hearing stories about these disappearances, John is normalstitious and doesn't take these tales seriously. Usually without hesitation, John flies over the area anyway.
by Kircus June 30, 2010
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