Ramen Noodles

one of the best collage foods next to mac and cheese and cold pizza

that explains it right there

by chicoblanco April 13, 2006

poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.

Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!

by poopnoodles February 22, 2010

noodle

An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!

That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.

by Vegasguy73 February 26, 2017

send noodles

Send Nudes basicly

He I got this bitch to send noodles

by wow my life is the worst December 30, 2016

nong shim noodles

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)

"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."

by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006

Noodle boy

A young, male hominid devoid of strength and muscle mass. A wimpy, weak and powerless creature loved by bullies.

Janie held his arms behind his back and kicked his ass. He is such a noodle boy.

by Nato22996 January 26, 2009

Noodle Nuts

Some one that is a dumb ass or does a
bone head move or is Absent minded

Dude you just ate the cat food
and not the tuna...your such a
noodle nuts

by jpmcg0 February 24, 2007