wifies

a minecraft youtuber that is known for having fangirls, if you like wifies then you are known as a simp, made hermitcraft vids but then stoped them for no reason (maybe copyright) steals others vid ideas. only cares about money. great dude though he is cool sometimes

that dude must like wifies

by Pog aka pog October 9, 2020

red wifi

the obstacle in online game

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

WIFI

WIFI=WHAT IT FUCKING IS

WIFI can be used as a greeting or for stunting purposes.

WIFI, bro. How you been?

Look at my new whip, dude. #WIFI

by MOOKIE GOLDSTEIN November 14, 2016

WiFi drinking

The act of drinking from someone else's can/bottle without touching the rim with the lips. This usually requires tilting your head back while raising the drink to nose level.

Ben : "Man, my throat is dry as hell! Can I drink from you bottle?"
Glenn : "Eww bro, you know I hate it when I have to drink after someone else."
Ben : "Don't you worry, my man, I'll be drinking on WiFi."
Glenn : "WiFi drinking? What the F are you on about??"

by BillytheFig November 12, 2023

WiFi boy

WiFi boy is a boy who ended his mother because of bad WiFi, the tail is one that is very long and important to today’s infrastructure of pop culture. The demise of WiFi boy’s mother sparked the renaissance of new times.

“Bro you remember when WiFi boy floored his mum?”

by DeimosZ May 30, 2025

Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.

Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)

by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021

library wifi

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.

Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?

by AP17 April 30, 2020