A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.
"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
(Two Days Later)
"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...
(24 Hours Later)
"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...
(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)
"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)
by Sargeant Doakes November 04, 2009
This term is intended to highlight the internal conflict introverts often face between their need for solitude and their attempts to fit into socially expected behaviors.
He called his friends to follow up on weekend plans and immediately felt a sense of introverts remorse
by heeem321 May 04, 2024
when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
A feeling of regret after a relationship that did not turn out as you hoped it would. Sometimes caused by over - commitment.
by Sovereinty Restored September 22, 2023
That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
by facebook_user December 27, 2016
by RagingPrune March 26, 2016
When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight
I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse
by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021