wet nightmare

when you're sleeping with a chick and you wake up early and jack off on her back. The next morning you tell her you had a wet dream.

last weekend mindy blue-balled joe so he gave her the wet nightmare. it was hilarious

by TUhippy April 27, 2006

wet nightmare

Similar to a wet dream but instead the person sleeping is dreaming of being raped, usually by a gorilla or person larger than the one sleeping. The wetness is usually a result to the victim sweating or in some cases blowing their load if their gay or something

"Frodo had such a bad wet nightmare that his anus was swollen to 3 times its actual size".

by Wykydtron187 June 26, 2009

muddy nightmare

An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS

Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare

by Buttexploder November 9, 2014

wide awake nightmare

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

by houskamatt May 15, 2017

Detroit Nightmare

You wait until the girl is asleep, then get her legs apart, then quickly jam your penis into her ass. She'll wake up, and most likely be upset, but keep going, she'll live.

I gave my givefriend a Detroit Nightmare last night. She was really pissed, but it was fun.

by Carl Jones August 10, 2006

Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Across The Nightmare

A hard rock song that came from guitar freaks then made its way into ddr extreme with a bpm of 300 and an oni version.

God that n00b tried to beat Across The Nightmare on Oni mode

by The Legend Of Max November 16, 2004