1) n. A really sweet ship. It can be used for sailing, but is much more likely to just be put on display.
2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.
2) v. To cancel or replace an episode of a program due to a near-immediate local or national tragedy. Said program will likely be infamous for excessive violence and/or sexual activity. Originates from the anime series "School Days", when the final episode was pulled from televisions across Japan after a girl murdered her parents with an axe. The broadcast was replaced with relaxing still images, including one of a ship on a river with the words "Nice Boat" superimposed over it.
1) Hey, Jimmy! That's a nice boat you got there. Can I sail in it?
2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.
2) Damn...I was looking forward to watching Higurashi today, but the networks Nice Boated the whole thing.
by WillyFourEyes December 16, 2008
Get the nice boat mug.A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!
by xJulia June 19, 2006
Get the Nice play, Shakespeare! mug.1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.
2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.
1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."
by Humping midget January 15, 2011
Get the This is why we can't have nice things mug.1. The trademark phrase said by the Wii Sports Announcer that became an earape meme.
2. Something you yell when a friend gets hurt or vice versa.
2. Something you yell when a friend gets hurt or vice versa.
Player: *scores in Wii Tennis*
Earrape Announcer: "N I C E S H O T !"
Friend: *gets hit with something*
Me: "Nice shot!
Earrape Announcer: "N I C E S H O T !"
Friend: *gets hit with something*
Me: "Nice shot!
by Thundere~Chan April 30, 2019
Get the Nice shot mug.Any person (especially a woman) who, from a distance, looks like they are worthy of a portion but upon closer inspection is revealed to be a right swamp-hog. A BOBFOC
Also abbreviated to NFFFFN
Also abbreviated to NFFFFN
Person #1: "Phwooarr! Look at the arse on that sort! I'd give her one.... EURGH! She's got a face like a box of spanners!"
Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "
Person #2: "Ha ha! I told you her face was rough. She's nice from far, far from nice "
by 7Kev7 October 20, 2007
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1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006
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