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Lock Ness Monster

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.
What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...
by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010
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Skate-ness

"Can't land anything today...mustve lost my Skate-ness." "Better skate some today...and get my Skat-ness back."
by Sterhelio July 27, 2004
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Nessel

Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster

1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.

2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.

3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.

4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.

The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.
1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."

2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."

3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."

4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"
by Anchovie December 26, 2007
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pain-ness

The act of being in pain.
"There's so much pain-ness in my mouth!"
by MattHenryKristain January 30, 2004
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Ness

Ness is Ness. There is no other way to explain Ness. It's not a thing, no not really. It's a noun and an adjective at the same time. It can be a deity. But it might not...
antonym:ish
unwritten laws of ness
by countess D December 27, 2003
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Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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neisseria gonorrhoeae

The bacteria that causes the disease gonorrhea.
You HAVE gonorrhea. The gonorrhea you HAVE is CAUSED by the bacteria neisseria gonorrhoeae.
by lennon_lvr May 13, 2006
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