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Pretty Needle

Someone that is the edge between looking pretty and looking disgusting.

Someone that is disgusting and hot at the same time.

called a pretty needle because, though pretty to look at, also stabs out your eyes.
Dude: Megan Fox Is so hot!
Dude2: yuck, she is so not.
Dude3: I think she's a pretty needle.

Chick: Edward Cullen is way too hot!
Chick2: His features are too extreme. He's a pretty needle.
by Yoshi_Guy November 23, 2009
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Sketchial Needs

Sketchial Needs people are in everyones life, whether it be the ones wandering your school, inhabiting the local Tim Horton's for hours upon hours or in the mall doing something questionable.

Sketchial Needs is where they are NOT special needs, but just weird and sketchy, and do weird things that make you stop and think for a moment "maybe they ARE special needs". They lack any fashion sense. All ability to be cool, despite their fervent efforts and make fools out of themselves constantly. However there is no excuse for such a personality because they are completely able to fix themselves and become awesome.
The totally ballin Tim Horton's worker Tyler leans against the counter as someone with Sketchial Needs walks in.

"Oh great, heres Mrs. Sketchial Needs again" he says to Brittany.
She replies " ugh shes going to pretend to talk on her cellphone and write with 2 pens again!!"
by A Timmies Hoe April 5, 2010
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I Need A Lighthouse

To talk about commiting suicide in a joking/figurative manner

Another way of saying kill myself aka kms or fuck my life aka fml
Person 1: "You seem really depressed today, fam."

Person 2: "Yeah, I think I need a lighthouse."
by Kari Chiriri December 11, 2016
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I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.
*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"
by DallasIsDown February 3, 2018
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pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018
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I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.
Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.
by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019
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I Need A Hero

A really good scene that is played in the background of shrek 2 in the scene
that is so amazing
" Frickin Fricky that scene from shrek is epic and goes well with the best scene in all of animated history"
" You uncultured swine it is called I Need A Hero also it is way worse in footloose "
by GenericIke August 3, 2019
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