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narcotasis

Having uncontrollable mood swings, saying words like "fuck you!" "you're a jerk!" out of no where. people think you're insane, but you're not.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME JULIA! I FEEL FREE AND EASY LIKE A BIRD!"
"oh zo, your narcotasis is acting up again!"
by craziiiiiiiigurl October 20, 2008
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narco-eletist

An individual who vehemently decries the consciousness altering preferences of others, while abusing an alternate substance.
Dude, I'm so sick and tired of these sanctimonious hippiecrites and their narco-eletist posturing!
by shralpinbra August 22, 2011
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narcosexty

The act of engaging in sexting while in a twilight- half-awake, half-asleep trance where one is able to draw on the full power of one's subconscious while still retaining just enough motor skills to successfully punch out this sexy prose. It is rumored that the plot of Inception was first conceived in a lengthy session of narcosexty.
Sexy Narcosexter: i was sleeping last night through all of that texting btw
Sexy Narcosexter: i kept hearing it and waking up and responding, then falling back asleep

Hapless Victim: sleep sexting?

Sexy Narcosexter: yes

Hapless Victim: how kinky

Sexy Narcosexter: narcosexty
by btwoodley December 31, 2011
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narconomics

Book discussion on narconomics
by the big jshadow July 17, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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.namsorullo

the best kpop stan ever 😍😍😍. shes really funny asf. jimin simp asf.
I wanna be besties with .namsorullo
by namsorullo December 31, 2020
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