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noonan

Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.
Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
by lp1222 July 25, 2006
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nook smart

A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid.
a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr. Right, but somehow always manages to be Mr. Right Now.

b) Just like how being book smart doesn't help on the streets, it's important to note that being nook smart isn't helpful in long term relatipnships.
by Tenacious Faulker December 23, 2010
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Noodle Doodle

When a man spells words with his lemon juice in the snow.
Whenever it snows, Bob Saget likes to noodle doodle all over his yard.
by William Cockburn March 22, 2009
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MW2 Javelin Noob

The MW2 Javelin Noob. A noob that takes out the javelin in the begining of the game and randomly locks on to a target, usually getting 3 kills due to the facts that the other team moves together. It is also known as the "camper killer". You can love it, or you can hate it, either way you can kick some true ass with it.
MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: "OMFG I SEE A LOCK ON, TIME TO PWN"

Several other players: You hear that?

Random Noob: Nope nope nope -retarded laugh-

-rocket comes in and kills 4 people-

MW2 JAVELIN NOOB: LOLOLOLOLOL GF SONS.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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Noona

Noona is the Korean way of calling a female whom is sisterlike and well respected by others. It’s is only used by males younger than the ‘noona’
“Hyemin-noona, you’re so smart, thank you for helping me today!”
by ^-^ cookie_dough ^-^ February 11, 2019
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nookielear fallout

When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.
Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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Noob Caravan

A noob caravan is a natural occurence in almost all multiplayer video games. It is when a group of noobs, tired of being ownd on their own, decide to form a pack.

Even though they are together they still stand no chance of survival. they will often blindly shoot at anything that startles them. If freindly fire is on, they are even more dangerous to themselves than to others.

Often, one of the noobs will rise up and be the leader of the caravan, even though he is slightly better than the rest, he is nothing but a trained noob.

Here are 3 easy steps to find out if you have joined a noob caravan!!

1. Are you and others blindly firing right at the ground with full sensitivity on?
2. Does each member have at least 4 numbers in their name?
3. Do you try to use your group strength to dodge enemy bullets?

Well if any of those apply, you have found yourself a noob caravan!!!
potat0salad392053: (talking to noob caravan followers) FINNALLY!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!!!!! WE CAN NOW NOT GET OWNED, WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED STRENGTH TO DO SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES!

The_Yellow_Dart: i sense a noob caravan!
by Mayah Beeeeeee August 21, 2009
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