A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016

Scum water in a recycled bottle, (usually oicked up off the side of the road) junkies use from the run-off of the streets in Camden
by Murphdawg3 June 6, 2020

My exceptional girl who means a lot to me.
Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
"She was so lovely
in the moonlight that
even the stars wanted
to know her name."
Happy Valentine's Day, baby!
"She was so lovely
in the moonlight that
even the stars wanted
to know her name."
I love you, Nj.
by bigggiejc February 4, 2022

“Bro, did you see John on 295?”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
by therealnq October 28, 2023

by feefiefo February 25, 2021

by Carlos the jar September 30, 2021
