Yackers

The official (often forgotten name) of the Green Bay's pro Football team. They often talk shit about others team because they are mad that no more player with talent would ever want to play there after NFL great Brett Favre was forced out. They often, from reports, moon away teams with great cheer until a very bold and outspoken player (ex. Randy Moss) decides to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Those Yackers can celebrates about how many titles they have, but they crybabies and often forget that they were not at the original NFL meeting or the NFL-AFL Merger.

Stop taking credit for shit you didn't do Yackers.

My son will never be a Yacker.

I be damn if anyone in my family marry a Yacker or move to Yacker Bay.

by Spyda Jones December 26, 2011

Urinal Yacker

Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.

Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.

by Carl Stawicki February 8, 2009

Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Yackerbate

To talk to oneself.

He was caught yackerbating.

by Ginko July 27, 2003

Yuckers Truckers

A phrase used when encountering something that is repulsive or displeasing to the senses. Can also be used when something is so white trash that the beholder finds such a thing revolting.

Who's that guy over there with missing teeth, a stained wife beater, and a huge belt buckle? He's yuckers truckers!

Aw, man! Your farticles are yuckers truckers!

by 1_superdude August 2, 2008

Crank Yankers

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!

*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P

by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003

Crank Yankers

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.

The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.

by barcode23 October 15, 2003