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Night vale

Things are weird and gay.
In night vale there are weird and gay things
by one_hell_of_a_gay July 1, 2021
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Night Siphoning

Squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your crappy job.

Side effects: Acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and bumping into things.

Possible solution: Quitting said job and finding one you like.
Office person 1: Wow, dude, you look awful.
Office person 2: Yeah, I stayed up until 5am playing Fallout 3. Indulged in a little night siphoning.
by travors February 18, 2010
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trump in the night

An unnecessary disturbance caused by a person who has a pathological need for attention.
These presidential tweets have no substance; they are a trump in the night.
by smjgJsbjgsm July 28, 2018
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HoJo night

HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.
Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?
by sallysal January 13, 2009
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Night freaks

When you get up to go to the toilet in the night and when your done you run back to the bed as quickly as you can as you can sense a evil presence.
Night freaks occur often when one has a weak bladder
by Ghosthunter88 March 3, 2017
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Night Monkey

When you and your friends hide in a tree and jump down when people walk beneath you, scaring the crap out of them
Dude, remember that one time we were playing night monkey and I got chased?

Oh dude that was so funny!
by Nicky J! April 23, 2009
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night's over

Polite way to let a friend know that you need to leave some place fast because you LITERALLY shit your pants (sharted)or FIGURATIVELY shit the bed. If you just farted up the joint and need to leave you might say "night's over" as hyperbole.
a: Night's over.
b: Why?
a: I pooped my pants so lets get outta here fast.
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a: Night's over.
b: Dude, we didn't eat all day, how'd you shart.
a: I didn't shart, I just got rejected hard by the shot-girl, though, so we gotta bust outta here.
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This derives from the classic line in the movie 25th Hour: "Night's over. I sharted."
by Hilldough January 2, 2009
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