nard

short for nardeen. a sexy sexy girl with a ROCKIN body, a sweet ass and a gorgeous face

If nard gave me a chance I'd rock her world (not to mention the bed)

by admirer September 1, 2004

Nard Dog

The hottest boy alive. Every girl wants him, every girl gets him. He is very very very fat

Nard Dog is so hot! Hopefully he doesn't sit on me.

by CrankyCrank November 4, 2015

Nardy

Owns unk.

Nardy just owned unk.

by Not Nardy April 6, 2003

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nard

short nickname for the first cave dweller named leonardo. known for his superior shelving ability and great computer hacking and numchucks skills. a standard that is hard to live up to, unless you're a danio'neal, then it can be pulled off with the greatest of ease.

he was such a nard he was almost a danio'neal, God didn't even know how he had created someone so great.

by Dani O'Neal January 13, 2005

Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain

Get that nard knocker away from me!

by woody April 29, 2004

Nard

A massive nerd, in size or extremity.
A nerd who is a decker.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and began to gang dork his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004