Ned

Ned loves a bit of gambling and jelqing. His favourite tool is a rake and can beat anyone in a sword fight 🍆.

“omg there’s Ned he’s so hot and good at gambling” says women. Ned replies with “AnyMen🎵”.

by Anymen123 June 8, 2025

Ned west rail

A man with a poor hair cut, who only works on rail projects

That ned west rail has the same shirt as earl.

That ned west rail has a poor haircut

by joe rogers March 29, 2019

Ned

Ned is a name for a non-binary person these people can be very very annoying and mean but there chill but rude

person 1: that ned person is a bit rude but their chill!
person 2: I know its cool

by anonymous December 12, 2021

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

NED

the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.

stay away from NED he is dangerous!!

by GERARK October 4, 2017

belgian ned

A popular dance move. Usually seen during electro/house/breaks nights, but can readily be busted out for any genre of music. Started by an unknown belgian with a boombox, this dance move has continued to grow in popularity, and can often be seen where ever boys from Aberdeen are going size large.

check out that belgian ned.... what a lad!

by GlowBracelets January 10, 2011