Ned

A Ned will change the world in a positive way.

He’s born a Ned

by -iiqhbqb November 22, 2021

Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.

I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!

by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020

Ned Slanders

A group of individuals who have your nuts on their chin and will tap into your accounts to drag your name to hell and back to humiliate and ruin your reputation

Darn bro that's a ned slanders for sure

Yeah dude they love gossiping

by WahDuhFaaah April 21, 2024

Ned

Someone with no sense of knowledge or sense.

Its a word not a name

Your such a ned.

by Huh? Im smart. May 10, 2021

NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 7, 2020

Ned Armstrong

Fat bitch, I know 5 fat people and he is 4 of them.

Ur a ned Armstrong

by Crackerjacker68+1 August 28, 2022

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020