mastynap

when you masturbate and pass out, can be done during anytime of the day.

Sally: I'm really hangover
Bill: you know sleeping is the best way to get rid of a hangover
Sally: what's better is taking a mastynap!

by mizshit February 5, 2014

MistyMay

When you take a shit and you wipe it so hard you get shit on your ball sack.

Man that was large smelly shit I took, I wiped my asshole and got a mistymay. Be careful when you take a misty, or it'll end up all over your may sack.

by garbagehooker March 11, 2017

Mystery Mix

When a woman is blind folded and a man of every ethnicity ejaculates into her. The ethnicity of the baby is unknown, resulting in a 'Mystery Mix'.

"I can't figure it out, is Deborah Japanese, Korean, Samoan, or...? She must be a mystery mix".

by UrbanAF May 4, 2018

Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir May 11, 2018

mystery gang

shaggy (the stoner), fred (the ladies man), the lesbians (the smart and the femme one) Scooby (the chill dog), scrappydoo (the annoying dog)

one friend: y’all we are for sure the mystery gang bruh
Friend: ahh bro you’re shaggy cause ya a stoner
Other friend: ahhh y’all daphne and Velma cause ya gay
Friend:ahhh y’all annoying af y’all a scrappy doo
other friend: ahhh y’all chill, ya a Scooby
Friend: you a ladies mannnn you fred AF

by livthedragon July 2, 2018

Mystery Meat Dish

Mystery Meat Dish

A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.

by Malcom shiddyarse September 22, 2019

mystery look

An outfit consisting of a long sweatshirt and short shorts that leaves the onlooker unsure if the subject is wearing pants. A favorite of young, basic white girls.

Me: - caught looking at a sorority girl -
Wife: My God, is she even wearing pants?
Me: She’s rocking the mystery look. Who knows?

by mikejackson3 November 9, 2019