mutta

slang for really ugly and dirty

look over there that guys a proper mutta

by tiggz June 27, 2006

mufty

a casual eclectic mindfunk sounding music, within a working atmosphere that sounds like a cat from another plane undulating your shatners bassoon

that tune was just surreal eclectic mufty, man!

by clive May 12, 2003

doity-munty-mussy

a rather un-hygenic man pussy. un-worshed and smelly.

derived from "dirty-cunty-pussy"

Girl, you really need to worsh that doity-munty-mussy. I could smell it from the other room.

by chrislamma July 7, 2010

mutt's nuts

British slang for "awesome"

this brazilian cocktail you make, it's the mutt's nuts.

by edabom July 23, 2010

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

microsoft reset my gamerscore the other day said billy, you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of crabs October 29, 2010

Musty Goalkeeper

When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.

Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.

by Grimslow August 30, 2012

Munty dunt

A word to describe a moist and damp cunt.

"I like that girl a hell of a lot but I wish she would wash her munty dunt"

by Littlemonkeymouth January 9, 2018