mutes

short for mutual

i love you man.
totes mutes

by bigballbandit August 15, 2011

Muntie

Slang for money

He's in in for the munties

by Sigger June 5, 2003

muted

Common slang for someone who spends all day and night on irc trying to get into other guys pants.

<muted> hey john you here big boy ;o ?

by hectar August 15, 2007

MUTE

a smoking device that people blow smoke into to MUTE the smell(somewhat) this consists of a tube with several holes in the end with some of those smelly sheets u stick in a washer tired around the outside with a rubber band. a paper towel tube with the smeely washer sheets on one end tied up with a rubber band. u then blow the smoke of the tobacco, weed, or whatever ur smoking into the mouth end which then gets MUTED by the sheets.

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the = is the tube and the () is the stuff inside it. this is a mute

by raveman May 4, 2006

mute button

1. A nice way to tell someone to be quite or silent

I'm sick of arguing with you so just push your mute button already.

by skittles222222222222222 May 3, 2008

mute

A person that should just not talk but talks anyway.

Usually blabs on about how great they are or about how much they know, nad more than likely it is all bullshit.

This type of person is the type of person than you can try to walk away from while they are talking and they have no idea that you are trying to leave.

"Did you hear the bullshit Johnny was spewing today, what a fucking mute that guy is, I wish he would go drop on his head."

by Jester1970 July 27, 2009

muthead

A wranger that is known to pass out through the inhalation of nitrous oxide (commonly known as nangs) and fall, smashing their head on the table repeatedly and causing personal damage.

A muthead is also a well known receiver of the filthy ronald and the red dragon/white dragon.

Muthead had a nang and slammed his head on the table, fucking up his head.

by Oxford Dictionary Definition June 21, 2004