A long, drawn-out, disgustingly sweaty, borderline unhygienic sexual encounter that feels more like a test of endurance than an act of passion. Usually involves excessive body odor, questionable lubrication, and an overpowering musk that lingers in the sheets for days. Often results in deep regret, dehydration, and the need for multiple showers.
"I thought we were gonna have a hot night, but it turned into a full-on musty slog. I had to burn my sheets afterward."
by SirWubbs February 20, 2025
girl: “how did your date last night go?”
friend: “ john hit a musty flick on me in the back seat of my car”
friend: “ john hit a musty flick on me in the back seat of my car”
by jesùs chríst December 16, 2021
A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.
“You’re literally a musty flake”
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.
“You’re literally a musty flake”
by RealOG6ix9ine October 19, 2020
the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 23, 2025
This really hot guy but smells like pis quite a lot and is VERRY VERRY attractive and abit musty as you can see
by Eddigeh September 12, 2021
Similar to the ONJ(jee) one however Musty is known as the "mystical one" the title going against Jee's "magical one". Both are from the same lore/universe but ONM has a deeper meaning. Unlike ONG you're swearing on the mystical one himself. But you're also swearing on his WD40. Musty uses WD40 as a form of moisturizer. This is usually followed with the gif "ONM(musty)" gif which consists of WD40.
Derived from the skill of hitting a musty flick (from Rocket League), Someone involved in sexual intercourse gets very close to finishing, and right as they are about to blow a load, they hit a backflip, stick it back in, and bust inside. Basically Backflipping and busting.
I just hit a crazy Musty Finish!
She asked for the Musty Finish
I want him to Musty finish inside of me.
She asked for the Musty Finish
I want him to Musty finish inside of me.
by Senior Hesi February 05, 2025