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Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
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Thirst murker

Individual who is so desperate that they are borderline stalking
That thirst murker has been following me all night.
by Loso F March 30, 2016
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butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.
Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!
by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016
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Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.
We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.
by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016
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max mustermann

A German name used in examples of all kind (e.g. on creditcard ads or empty forms).
Also used as an anonymous nickname on various internet plattforms.
This is an example-sentence written by Max Mustermann.
by the real Max Mustermann March 2, 2020
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Slop Musket

It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.
Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.
by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020
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clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.
by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016
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