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mushroom stew

when having sexual intercourse, the woman takes a dump. The shit is used as lube. The sloppy mess of cum and shit after sex is the mushroom stew
Wow! Last night was crazy. I made some mushroom stew in this girls ass!
by De Shud April 13, 2009
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mushroom farm

a group of people that consists only on the male persuasion
This party sucks its a total mushroom farm.
by benny_64 March 27, 2009
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mushroom menace

A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.
Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.
by ShmackDaddy April 10, 2009
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Mushroom Top

A term to descibe the image of a woman's flabby calves spilling over the top of a pair of boots. Similar to the term muffin top, except on one's legs.
Did you see her mushroom tops? Her legs barely fit in those boots. Her calves were pouring out the top.
by ConnPark December 20, 2008
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"mushroom haircut"

A popular caucasian men's haircut in the early 90's that got its name from the overall shape of the doo. This haircut did not survive the test of time and is frowned upon today. If you see anyone currently rocking this haircut you might want to give them the memo. There was a brief hybrid version that surfaced about a year later, in which the underbelly of the shroom was shaved. It was popular amongst the alternative and punk kids.
Hey fun-guy, you might want to shave "mushroom haircut".
by Geoff (Gimbel) September 27, 2006
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mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.
"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".
by LinzMarie79 July 8, 2010
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Mushroom Stamp

When you take mascara from a girls purse put it on the end of your dick and stamp their forehead while sleeping because your to drunk to jerk off on her face.
That chick I went home with last night wouldn't put out so but I was whiskey dicked so I Mushroom Stamped her face.
by neversummer October 30, 2009
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