Muching

During the act of fellatio, the girl allows the semen to enter her mouth during the climax, she then proceeds to spit the sizzling semen into her own vagina in hopes of impregnating herself. Success is Muching.

Morgan: girl where you get that baby from?

Lisa: I impregnated myself by Muching!!!!

Morgan: Mmm girl i gotta get me a man to much with, i love fellatio!!

by Mas Asset September 25, 2009

cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005

Nugget Munching

Two midgets wrestling naked and one is an amputee.

Roger: did you watch UFC last night?
Blair: yeah there was a ton of nugget munching

by Tyrone Nelson July 9, 2007

munching

To savor a nice wet soft pussy with slow and steady tongue action. Ending with a direct and light sucking action of the
clitoris, right before and during a woman's orgasm.

I could tell by her grateful and satisfied smile, that the munching
she had just received, was to her liking.

by NoLove_4_BS October 28, 2009

mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.

Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal

by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020

munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021