when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
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The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
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Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
by No show April 14, 2014
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The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.
"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"
by ITNerd August 24, 2016
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