mook (n.)

1. A loosely adhered-to marketing term used to refer to an adolescent to twentysomething male who shows off and makes a scene of himself. A mook personifies the adoption of trends for the sake of commercialism and the mindless celebration of childish masculinity. Particularly featured on mtv

2. That guy at your high school who used to be really popular when he was an underclassman, but now he sleeps with popular girls to get attention.

Fred Durst, Johnny Knoxville, Tom Green

by brap August 26, 2004

mook-life

A group of low-life losers that go around the city of Montreal binge drinking, throwing up and urinating in public. When confronted they shut their website down and disappear. Mook life = as in "No Life."

I haz mook-life

by St-Catherine Street April 9, 2013

mook mook tai lo

A phrase created to mock asian languages. Normally said as if a question. However, it can be used in an infinite number of situations and can either be a springboard from which to launch into a longer tirade of fake asian gibberish.

azngoldfrmr193:Ni Hao Ma?
jewboycrakajak:.....
azngoldfrmr193:Wu An. Hen Gao Xing Yu Xian Ni. Fan-Dian Zai Na-Li.
jewboycrakajak:.....
jewboycrakajak:mook mook tai lo?
azngoldfrmr193:..... goo by

by Oliver Treadwell May 12, 2006

mook blaster

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.

aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

mook (n.)

(noun) - a less powerful enemy, easily dealt with, often appearing in large groups to present some challenge; a thug. Used especially in the context of pen-and-paper roleplaying games.

Background:
- Possibly first used in the roleplaying milieu in the game "Feng Shui" by Robin Laws.
- Possibly derived from "mook jung", the wooden training dummy used in wing chun style martial arts.

Note:
Other definitions for this word likely exist. Search also under "mook (n.)".

Player 1: Hey did you're all's characters get to face off last week against the lich-mage-king-of-death?
Player 2: Naaa. We just had them beat up on a bunch of zombie mooks.
Player 1: Guess I didn't miss much then

by Peter K. March 14, 2005

mook mook

a real ugly person!!

Hey yall!! It doesn't matter what she puts on, she's a mook mook.

by Keyna August 14, 2003

Mook Juice

The decayed insides of a human corpse. Often consumed through the method of one host puting their mouth on the deceaced females vaginal canal while another host exerts great enough force on the upper abdominal region to cause the liquified entrails to come out of the vagina into host one's mouth.

Uhhhhhh. Hey Frank... you got some mook juice on the side of your mouth from last night.

by Rakshiba August 25, 2007