Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020

Molestation Victims

I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.

Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024

Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*

Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024