cock monker

When a male or female sucks dick in a public facility for moon pies or other tasty snacks to dip in when the male cums

Jane is such a cock monker, she sucked Kevin's dick in red lobster to dip her buns in.

by #rimjobs June 23, 2014

mucker

One how indulges in methamphetamines.

A person who does wordmuck/word

The mucker was upset when he ran out of speed.

by Moji JoMama August 23, 2003

macker

Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.

"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you tell that to all the ladies."

by Vivian LaFox April 13, 2008

mockers

Scissors. From Serbian "makazice" (mah-kah-ZEE-tseh) = scissors.

Today I had to go to the post office to mail a package but I didn't have the mockers to cut the sealing tape.

by pentozali September 7, 2007

meckert

one who enjoys eatting dirt and can't control dirtbieks for shit

man that mecket is retarded

by kasparian rules March 30, 2003

macker

The person you last pashed, between a boyfriend and a random, you may have pashed them several times

My Mackers going to be out tonight

There goes my last macker

by HeyHoHayleigh May 12, 2007

mickerson

tall, spiky hair, probably has a ps3 n plays c.o.d black ops ruthlessly.... he will normally have a pet, most probably a cat named jonty, he responds to names such as mick mick, mickerson, micky durnam and the occasional jayco micky durnam......he can get savage alot if you annoy him or piss him off..........and be warned he may skull a hole bottle of red smirnoff and pass out in a garden, sleeping on his own spew

person: hey dude theres this guy on cod that is ruthlessly owning me.
person2: duuuuuude you must be versing the MICKERSON!! he only plays cod apparently its the love of his life.

example 2
person1: duuude someone passed out in my garden hes laying on his own spew? would you know who he is?

person2: duuude he must have got mickerson last nite

example3
vetinary: we have a cat in surgery he got his paw stuck in a sliding door.
vetinary2: duuude he must be mickerson's cat jonty

by Mickerson_1 November 29, 2011