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weapon of mass eruption

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson
Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!
by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
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massagemosis

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.
I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.
by Kaptain Karl April 17, 2007
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Mass Probation

A period of time in which one refrains from masturbating, for fear that they would be caught.
Guy 1: Want to come for a circle jerk at Tony's tonight?

Guy 2: Hell yes man, I've been on mass probation since my dad's girlfriend moved in!
by billstein9000 March 29, 2010
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massachusetts baseball

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.
"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

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"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."
by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017
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massai

Massai is cool
by TimmyThiccAF May 7, 2018
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Mass vehicular genocide

When someone pulls up in a van outside of an unfortunate gathering and proceeds to let rip on their M60 until nothing moves while running down any survivors with the bonnet.
That wedding was so boring i could have committed mass vehicular genocide.
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Flemish massage beast

That Flemish massage beast just watered the bunny hole without the proper credentials.
by iam3toed April 18, 2011
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