Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"

by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016

Soul Moaning

Soul moaning is a cross between Patrick Stump's soul voice and Gerard Way's moaning. It goes something like this: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa uh uh uh uh uh aaaauuuuuhhhh

Person A: *hears something strange yet Majestic ™* What is that noise?
Person B: *is soul moaning* Oh this is just me trying to soul moaning but failing.

by ukuyeele December 7, 2017

Paul McCartney’s moan

Ha if you thought John Lennon’s moan was hot think again… all who’s heard of McCartneys moan will get a boner so huge they will not only ascend to the next level of intelligence but in fact become a all powerful monotheistic supreme being who will not only rule the world but In fact the universe itself. No one can handle a power quite like this. Unless you are capable for the ascension. Who knows. The risk is worth it.

Paul McCartney’s moan is hot

by Jaiabsiajaiaojsh828282 December 7, 2021

The Department of Bitching and Moaning

An organization to social justice warfare on the internet.

"So what's trending today?"
"Hmmm, another terrorist attack..."
"Pass."
"...more corruption in our justice system..."
"Double Pass."
"...someone thinking about not seeing the new Ghostbusters movie..."
"Someone is not thinking about seeing the new Ghostbusters movie! Away!"
--The Department of Bitching and Moaning, Nostalgia Critic review of Ghostbusters (2016)

by The Logical Fallacy October 11, 2018

Black Snake Moan

The sound a person makes when they have been on the toilet for a long time trying to push out a dry shit after being constipated.

Justins leg shook as he forced out a black snake moan his body sweating profusely as the long hard turd finally splashed into the toilet.

by zenjiedo_68 September 30, 2009

moaner

Moaner
1. The erection that every men gets when they wake up, combination of the words morning and boaner.
2. Person who gets aroused by any words that start with the letters "mo" (mom, mop, monkey, etc)

1. "Mom!!Dad!!,it happened again, I got a moaner"
2. "That monkey over there, uuummm - - Ur such a moaner!!"

by The_Genious_That_Banged_Your_M November 3, 2012

Moam

M.O.A.M Stands for Monkey On A Mission

Wow that money must really want those beef-strips infused with eel farts hes a moam

by Stephen Baldwin December 12, 2004