When you're running wide open trying to complete a goal or event, or even go to a party, one of your buddies decides to not show up and is scared of fun.
by Kingsly9 February 23, 2017
Get the Bitch mittensmug. A perjorative term for regulation boxing gloves, especially in the context of bare-knuckle pugilism.
by The_JDH November 5, 2012
Get the Bitch Mittensmug. A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.
by max juan January 3, 2005
Get the kitten mittenmug. level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.
An example of an awkward mittens moment:
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
Get the awkward mittensmug. Bitch Mittens is when a person, male or female has an extremly obnoxious pair of gloves on. The term can also be used to define is some one is acting as an obnoxious pair of mittens.
Example 1--A woman has a pair of mittens on that were knit to look like pink elephants. You have the right to walk up and say whats up bitch mittens?
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
Example 2-- Some one is annoying you, and you respond with get otta here "bitch mittens."
by Spyro912 December 18, 2009
Get the Bitch Mittensmug. when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.
Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.
by purplething July 29, 2018
Get the kitten mittensmug. by mxrck2e April 3, 2023
Get the prince of the mittenmug.