Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019

arbor mist lady

A lady who drinks wine from a red solo cup

Anna didn’t have wine with her fancy birthday dinner because she’s an Arbor Mist lady.

by Shaele52 June 13, 2019

Orgy Mist

A thin mist that forms in the air from the moisture of a very successful orgy party.

"Bitches love Orgy Mist"
"Orgy Mist... did it just get wet in here?"

by OrgyMistr June 5, 2017

mist wizard

Another name for a penis.

Bill decided to prod test using his mist wizard.

by Ktripburritos November 11, 2017

mist of badass’

A group or a tick of badass’ who vape game is second to none. These highly superior individual’s vape is so strong, that girls panties just fall off.

Yo, have you seen my girls friend? The last time I seen her, she was standing next to that mist of badass’ bro.

by The Vapers of the Round Table November 16, 2017

Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

Misted

When u “missed” ur friend

“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much”

by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018