Minnesota Minnow Shot

First experimented with, invented, patented, and consumed in the great lands of Minnesota. In places where great friends get together for more than a good time, but commune ceremoniously in Dionysian style celebrations of strength in friendship. Stout Minnesotan’s deify their virtuous alliance by slamming down the ‘Minnesota Minnow Shot’. A drink consisting of: 1 part stout spirit, and a single fresh swimming minnow. First the shots are to be decanted together in a line, then live Minnesota minnows are to be dropped into each glass immediately before ingestion. Minnesota minnow shots are not for the novice or inexperienced dipsomaniac. Only minnows born of Minnesota lakes will appropriately serve the task. No compliment to Minnesotan wildlife intended, just simply observed that Minnesota minnows possess the unique ability to live submerged in alcohol a spell longer than most North American breeds; for reasons modern science has yet to reveal.

The Minnesota Minnow Shot tradition was born, when young people around MN began drinking the shots for fun.

by Shomas April 8, 2009

Minneapolis

The act of kneeling on someone's neck for a long period of time until that person dies. Anyone can commit this action, but it's especially committed by racist folks.

That police officer truly Minneapolis'd on that woman after her 3-year-old daughter accidentally took a barbie doll from the toy store.

I'm not driving over the speed limit. I don't want to deal with some Officer Cartman beating my ass up whilst telling me to "respect his authoritah (sic)", or worse, giving me a Minneapolis on the side of the highway.

I dread to go back to Conroe or any Houston suburb. I'm afraid of an angry redneck or neo-Nazi randomly pulling a Minneapolis on me.

by OK Dodo May 29, 2020

Minnesota tugg

The action of a girl pulling "tugging" with such force on a man's snuff (uncircumsized penis) that it causes the penis to flip inside out to the point that it resembles a naked mole rat.

Bitch Minnesota tugged me!

by Snuffy McKlavinson April 25, 2011

Minnesota Pottery Club

The act of establishing a group of people and shoving Play-Doh molds into their anus' and pooping out shapes.

"hey is Mike coming to the park today?"
"no, he joined a Minnesota Pottery Club."
"ew dude thats nasty."

by draw"R"usskateboarder October 3, 2012

minnesota red bull

When you jerk off into a rebull energy drink and consume it.

I had a Minnesota red bull and I feel so energized now!

by Bigdickpolevault January 25, 2018

Minnesota

The coldest place in the midwest. Have really nice people and good jobs. Good Sport Teams. GO VIKINGS!!!! SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL! No Packers lol

Im Minnesotan.

Oh. From Wisconsin.
*Both men glare and walk away*

by Minnesotan Kid* December 10, 2019

Minnesota soda shaker

When one partner, preferably male, opens a can of soda of their choice and pours it into the other partners anus and traps it. Then the partner jumps up and down and when fizzy enough, opens the plugged anus releasing the soda into the other ones mouth

When I gave that girl the Minnesota soda shaker, the soda tasted even better!

by Imakefunnystuff January 22, 2021