milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant

(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰

by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019

Miliniul

Young people early 20s to early 30s

Effing miliniul

by Smartassrob September 19, 2019

Milking

adding extra details (true or not) to an explanation or discussion

-man don’t start milking the story, just go straight to the point.

by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

milinazzo

if your last name is milinazzo and i mean spelled like that then you are the most swaggy, cool, awesome, lit, person ever! milinazzos are so much fun and so funny and will be there fo you anytime! they don’t fuck around man, if you have a a friend with the last name of milinazzo then you are lucky bc they will be there for you at your lowest, but if you mess with them then good luck, bc they will attack!

bobby- yo dude who’s that?

jakcob- that’s a milinazzo!

jasmine- a what??

jakcob- a milinazzo! they are so fun but don’t mess with them.

by dinkleburg March 23, 2021