Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga

An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"

by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005

midasuno

an amazing band hailing from Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales, UK.
often abbreviated to "'suno"
comprising of Scott Andrews (vocals), Gavin Jessop (bass), Matt Riste (Drums), Chris Morgan (guitar), Lyndon Jones (samples, Fx, keyboards). Currently Midasuno have recruited Ryan From Pete's Sake for extra guitars while Scott's hand recovers. This may become a permenant fixture

You off the the 'suno gig tonight?

by 44caliber August 31, 2005

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

Midajah

A beautiful girl with a good sense of humor. Makes everyone laugh with her awesome jokes.midajah has a good personality but can be real mean if u get on her bad side. She loves to have fun with friends and thinks Asian boys are the hottest!.

Boy 1:who’s that?
Girl 1:that’s midajah

Girl 2:she’s an awesome funny person

Boy 1:I should’ve by her name

by Litt_2112 September 20, 2018

Micaela

Micaela is the most beautiful girl you Will ever meet. She is nice and “normal” around people she doesn’t know that well but with her beat friends she is herself and is weird af.
Micaela is a blonde girl with blue eyes and is tall.
The guys won’t admit it but they like Micaela.

Micaela is lazy and don’t go on any sports.
Micaela is a fan girl of everyone.

Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: that’s Micaela

Person 1: she is beautiful

by Hshdhdjsj skdk January 22, 2019

Midfest

It is the name of one person in the whole world.
This person is something not common, extremely special. Many people laugh and wonder at it when he says his name

Midfest in real sense must not be a name.
Its the middle of a festival.

by Curtis Xavier July 31, 2021

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022