micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018

Micro Trigger

When you are triggered but not triggered
(You are a little triggered but not triggered enough to be triggered

“He is so micro triggered

by IAMDAKONGNOW June 27, 2018

micro limb

A micro limb (or micro limbs) is either a finger or a toe.
The arm is a limb, therefore the fingers are smaller limbs that come from the arm, known as micro limbs
(Can be spelled microlimb, micro limb, or micro-limb)

"Yesterday my toe broke off, it got stuck in the gears of bike."
"YOU LOST A LIMB!?"
"Toes arent limbs."
"Oh, yeah sorry, micro limb."
"Callie you're such a worler.."

by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS July 20, 2018

Micro Nips

Smaller than normal sized nipples usually resulting in someone commenting on how small their nipples are.

Have you seen Archie Andrews micro nips?!

by asshole25 August 11, 2018

Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon

Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven

by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019