Michael

A michael is an amazing and handsome man, who can make you laugh harder than ever!! he is very sweet and kind and if your dating a michael (lucky you!!) he will give you so much love and attention and more!! not to mention he is a hottie;) if you ever meet a Michael cheerish him forever!

you mean da world to me, Michael 😍❤️

by trisha4657392 July 11, 2018

Michael

Tallboy who's height rivaled that of the twin towers so he had the Muslims blow them up. # The creator of cucks

Wow R Kelly beat his wife because she was taller than him that is such a Michael thing to do

by Wilmore Jenkins October 28, 2019

Michael

A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.

Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?

Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.

by Absolutetrash77777 August 04, 2017

michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

by slayerr August 24, 2007

Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 07, 2010

Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 04, 2019

Michael

He is really nice and sweet and he should be the army unless he is fat like me!

He is really nice Michael.

by Mike212121 January 08, 2019