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Michael

Tallboy who's height rivaled that of the twin towers so he had the Muslims blow them up. # The creator of cucks
Wow R Kelly beat his wife because she was taller than him that is such a Michael thing to do
by Wilmore Jenkins October 28, 2019
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Michael

A michael is an amazing and handsome man, who can make you laugh harder than ever!! he is very sweet and kind and if your dating a michael (lucky you!!) he will give you so much love and attention and more!! not to mention he is a hottie;) if you ever meet a Michael cheerish him forever!
you mean da world to me, Michael 😍❤️
by trisha4657392 July 10, 2018
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Michael

A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.
Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?

Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.
by Absolutetrash77777 August 3, 2017
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michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
michael is a common boring average name
by slayerr August 30, 2007
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Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand
Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010
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Michael

A person who loves Michael
by Loganmatthew111 August 31, 2019
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Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset
Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you
by redrubyroses May 25, 2018
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