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Merkle

The act of sharting ones pants while hobbling on crutches.
I was hobbling into the store from my handicapped spot and I totally merkled myself. My boxers looked like somebody fuckin massacred a chocalate easter bunny!
by cripster69 April 1, 2010
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Meral

merals are food lovers, you could usually point out a meral by their stomach if it's wide and big and looks like a walking chubby potato.

it means the female deer in turkish, probably because they will fucking knock you out in a second

they also laugh like monkeys (an actual meral told me this )
they laugh also like a dying hippo ( i heard an actual meral )

not all merals are like this though, often they are sweet and nice but the one i know....is a hippo
be careful on the food your like a meral
by Author and writer December 11, 2020
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Merlin

Merlin means creativity and you are a very sporty person who loves to try new things and is very adventurous. You are a very lovable person who has a lot of friends.
I am a lot like Merlin.
by 3cookir7 October 27, 2017
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Merlin

Has an ex gf whos name starts with a K.Merlin also has a sister who's name starts with the letter s.Merlin likes to go on facetime, houseparty, snapchat, and instagram. Merlin wants to be successful in life, get married, and have 1-3 children.never loose a merlin.
Merlin the wizard in bed who likes rocking it hard.
by Drizzled ice July 31, 2018
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mergles

General frustration with any situation and or the dissatisfaction of the world laying down on you.
A lovely young woman in a beautiful white evening dress is the unsightly victim of an automobile splashing street water all over her.

"Mergles," is her response.
by Nicholaskun November 13, 2006
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merlijn

Neukt graag Inge en Gerlanda in een trio
Ik ga een merlijn zetten
by Nadien strakke panty January 9, 2018
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Merals Bagholder

Everyone in the Batcave. Hoping merals do a parabolic move to cure depression
Look at him, merals bagholder
by Meral Lynch November 17, 2020
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