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Melvin

Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.

A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.

You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
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Melvin

AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.
by TheRaccoonMan April 5, 2020
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Melvin

Laura’s amazing, precious boyfriend. godly in bed 😻best kisser !! cutest fat cheeks you’ll ever see
by laura 🕸 November 21, 2021
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coltin melvin

is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe
by aerialsexy December 12, 2021
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Melvin

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts
by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025
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Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.
Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip
by shaqiqi February 9, 2022
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Melvin

Melvin is a sweet hearted guy who is very humble but he’s had a type lightskins girls who he is crazy for but he also enjoys eating Oreos
Woah is that melvin
Ofc melvin is eating Oreos again
by Iminlovewithmelvin January 24, 2022
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